A gallery of gloriously ridiculous web toys. Yes, the name is spelled wrong. That's the whole point.
Is It Tuesday?
The internet's most over-engineered answer to a yes/no question.
The Infinite Meeting
We're just about wrapping up. Forever.
Cursor Petting Zoo
A herd of googly-eyed creatures that live for your mouse.
Rate My Potato
Judge today's potato. It will love you regardless.
The Gravity Switch
One toggle. It turns off gravity. For the website.
Staring Contest
The chicken has never blinked. Not once.
The Device Psychic
Madame Navigator will now read your browser's palm.
Corner Watch
Mission control for the bouncing DVD logo.
Website Fire Drill
This is not a drill. Okay, it is a drill.
Name for the Order?
We will get your name wrong. It's policy.
The Search for i
A full search-and-rescue operation for the letter missing from our name.
One... or Two?
A comprehensive eye exam where both options are identical.
The USB Flip
Two orientations. Three attempts. Every time.
The Chirp
One of your smoke detectors is dying. Good luck.
The Beg Button
Press to cross. Press again. Keep pressing. It knows you're there.
Under Review
Officials are taking another look at that click.
Skip Intro
The button was there. You blinked.
The Round Number
$39.97... $39.99... $40.01. No. NO.
Say When
The waiter has already started grinding.
The Balloon Artist
Ask for anything. It's a dog.
The Hot Dog Problem
Buns come in eight. Dogs come in ten. We will fix this.
The Whoopee Cushion
Precision flatulence acoustics.
The Slap Bracelet
One flick. Peer-reviewed.
The Sparkler
You have four seconds to write your name. You will write 'Jssdh.'
Knock It Off
You are the cat. The glass is on the table. You know what to do.
Ding Dong Ditch
Ring the bell. Then DISAPPEAR.
The Honk
Pump your arm. Believe in truckers.
A Strong Password
Just a few requirements. Then a few more.
The Last 2%
Loading. Almost. Nearly. Any moment now.
Unexpected Item
Please remove the item from the bagging area.
Prove You're Human
Select all squares containing the concept of Tuesday.
Autocorrect
It knows what you meant. It disagrees.
Bubble Wrap
Pop them all. You will not pop them all.
Stuck
It's right there. Just… right there.
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The Minibar
You didn't take anything. The shelf remembers differently.
The Laminator
The UNDO button has itself been laminated.
Stop the Microwave
Stop at 0:01. The whole house is counting on you.
Welp.
The eight-stage Midwestern goodbye has begun.
The Pickle Jar
Someone else must have loosened it for you.
The Universal Remote
Controls everything in the room except the television.
The Scratch-Off
Match three, win two dollars, net zero dollars.
Blinking 12:00
Set the appliance clock. Again. It forgot again.
The Dentist Would Like to Chat
Your mouth is numb. The keyboard has adapted.
The Receipt
Your paperless preference has been printed for your records.
Enterprise Coin Flip
A binary decision with twelve mandatory stakeholders.
The Snooze
Nine more minutes, professionally extended through tomorrow.
Hotel Keycard
Card read successfully. Room still locked successfully.
Paper Jam
One page requested. Nineteen pages of resolution printed.
The Firm Handshake
Hold to grip. Release before it becomes a hostage situation.
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