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🌭 HOT DOG / BUN PARITY COMMAND
Ridculous Department of Frankfurter Logistics · Est. the moment someone noticed.
0 PACKS = 0 DOGS
0 PACKS = 0 BUNS
TOTAL DOGS
0
TOTAL BUNS
0
PAIRING EFFICIENCY
–
ORPHANS
0
0 units on hand. the injustice is theoretical for now.
SURPLUS REPORT — T+00 (live)
> 0 units on hand. the injustice is theoretical for now.
> morale: AWAITING SHIPMENT
> recommendation: ACQUIRE 4 DOG PACK(S), 5 BUN PACK(S) → parity at 40/40
DOG-TO-BUN RATIO IS A FEDERAL ISSUE · THE 8-PACK LOBBY DECLINED TO COMMENT · LCM(8,10)=40 — KNOWN SINCE ANTIQUITY, IGNORED SINCE ALWAYS · MUSTARD IS OUT OF SCOPE